Two days before the tournament is set to begin, Qatar has suddenly decided beer is off the menu at the World Cup matches, the AP reports. That’s not even the cuntiest part though: They’re banning beer for general admission fans, but allowing champagne, wine, whiskey and other alcohol to still be served in the luxury box seats. So rich people can drink but the above Average Joes who can afford plane tickets to and hotel rooms in an Arab Gulf state are going to have to enjoy the game sober.
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