Rapey Scientologist Danny Masterson, who played “Hyde” on classic sitcom That 70’s Show, on Wednesday walked out of court a free man, for now at least, on charges he sexually assaulted three women, all of whom were members of the evil Hollywood cult at the time, after the jury deadlocked.
Los Angeles Superior Court Judge Charlaine F. Olmedo declared a mistrial and set a new trial date for March. Let us all pray to Lord Xenu that His will is honored by the next jury.