The Congressional office of Tennessee Republican Tim Burchett were, for a time, the most opportune place for an asteroid to hit as the Freedom Caucus gathered for their Holiday Party, complete with Louie Gohmert, like a hippie who went for the cash, trying to look cool by strumming tunelessly on a guitar while Burchett passes out canned cheese on a Ritz cracker, calling it charcuterie. Giving credit where credit is due, they didn’t let serial food poisoner and alleged former prostitute Lauren Boebert make the food or the entire caucus would be in toilet stalls (and none of that unisex bathroom stuff here!).