Trump’s major announcement, as taken from Truth Social, was that he’s introducing a line of digital trading cards. Yeah, “major” announcement. He’s done. Over. An ex-relevant person. A joke.
Additional commentary by Spartan: Well don’t all of us who thought this MAJOR ANNOUNCEMENT might have had some sort of actual political implications – like a run for Speaker of The House, a running mate pick, or a switch to an independent – feel stupid now. Turns out my first instinct of “It’s obvious it’s going to be something really stupid, but I’m actually stumped here. What the hell could it be? And whatever it is will it at least be something we’ll be laughing about and referencing for years in mockery or will it just be something mostly boring and forgettable?” was right on the mark before letting myself get roped into all the theories that it would be something that would matter.