Wednesday marks ten years since the feared 2012 apocalypse failed to destroy humanity via a polar shift, massive earthquakes, volcanic eruptions, a zombie plague, an invasion of inter-dimensional aliens, a supernatural invasion of shrieking demonic entities, a deadlier form of the chicken pox, or some combination thereof. Or maybe something else like the Sun exploding. Whatever it was supposed to be didn’t happen and now we’re stuck here, still alive, writing a pointless article recalling a failed “Mayan prophecy,” most associate with the mediocre global disaster film 2012 starring John Cusack and Chiwetel Ejiofor if they remember it was a thing at all.