WATCH LIVE: Biden, Zelensky hold joint press conference

President Joe Biden holds a press conference with Volodymyr Zelenskyy, the President of Ukraine, as Zelenskyy tries to solidify American support for his nation’s fight against an invading Russian military as Republicans express doubt about further funding.

Luigi Mangione named in Thompson assassination

Arby’s employee killed in the line of duty after trying to kill cop

Man in custody in Pennsylvania in connection to Thompson murder

“Cause I love the Constitution, I’m an originalist, but…”

Supreme Court turns away Trump Manhattan gag order petition

True crime TikTokers meh on helping find UHC CEO’s assassin

Yoon banned from leaving South Korea

Fox News reports former nepo-hire on-air talent leaving current nepo-hire job amid speculation she’s going to be nepo-hired again

MAGA think tanker not optimistic about ending 14th Amendment

Habba headed to the White House

Assad given villain’s welcome in Moscow

Orange Fuhrer says he’ll deport citizens born to illegal immigrants

Long Island Trekkie getting non-stop harassment for her nerd-dom

Bashar Al-Assad flees Syria

Syrian rebels in Damascus, searching for Assad

“Why Is the Media Fixated on Pete Hegseth While Anderson Cooper Takes Shots Every NYE on CNN?” asks right wing site

South Korean president survives impeachment vote

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CCIII

Volcano near Anchorage, Alaska sounds like it’s getting all crampy and irritable like it’s that time when you should stay out of its way

Fuentes booked

NASA sets about unfucking Artemis lunar capsule’s heat shield

“We’ve all had some indiscretions in our past and things like that”

Bahamas also says fuck no to Trump deportees

Romanian court nukes election result over Russian propaganda

Orange Caesar says it’s going “very well” for nominee who told senators he’ll get sober if confirmed… also his mom called them too

Peruvian prosecutors probing president’s plastic pruning procedure

Sheinbaum seeks deal to avoid taking in non-Mexicans

State media hands “Patriot of the Year” award to Dear Leader

Fauci, Smith also on list of potential Biden preemptive pardons

House GOP blocks Gaetz report release

California cyclist dies after swallowing bee during race warmup

WATCH LIVE: Efficiency gurus discuss maximal sinergization

Shoplifter’s daring escape from Walmart thwarted by 50 cops

Florida Christian extremist candidate charged with two murders

That’s not a yes

Murder hornets make big debut in Europe

Congo health officials “on alert” over deadly “flu-like” outbreak

Joni Ernst on the spot with Petey Pee Pants

“Deny,” “depose,” “defend” written on bullet casings in UHC killing

Amnesty International accuses Israel of committing genocide

Tennessee state Senate leader arrested for hit-and-run DWI

Rick Scott tells it like it is

Moron who handed out fake $45 Trump bills to lead IRS

Biden considering pardoning Liz Cheney, Schiff, others: report

Murdered health insurance CEO’s company real fucking assholes

“The House would have a larger majority but…”

Kash’s lawyer sends cease and desist to rogue ex-Trump official

Breitbart corners Thom Tillis into unconditional surrender

Hawley says Hegseth canceled meeting

Orange Dumbass admits he isn’t vetting his nominees