The Chinese government’s DeSantis-style approach to COVID-19 is going smoothly, as only 4,000 new cases have been officially recorded nationwide from the virus since the Xi regime did away with Faucist lockdowns to contain the virus, the New York Times reports. So what if officials in individual cities like Dongguan are logging between 250,000 and 300,000 new infections a day, or if a health minister in Zhejiang province estimates one million new cases daily. They’re not the real government and their asses are about to get fired for contradicting the official line from the Big Pooh Bear.