Southwest Airlines told passengers “fuck you” on Tuesday and canceled another 2,600 flights on Tuesday, 2,500 scheduled for Wednesday, and 1,500 scheduled for Thursday, on top of the 2,900 canceled on Monday, ruining vacations for people who paid good money for lousy service that was fucking overpriced even before they got screwed out of it for no good reason, the AP reports.
Nearly two-thirds of all Southwest flights were canceled on Tuesday, in contrast to 9% of Alaska Airlines flights and 2% of United flights, completely depriving Southwest of the “Oh we can’t control the weather” excuse for their incompetence. Stranded passengers can at least take a small degree of solace in that the shareholders – the cocksuckers ultimately responsible for the cost-cutting measures that caused this mess – took a nearly 6% hit in the value of Southwest’s stock Tuesday.