“If this is what you need for validation, an M&M that is the color that you think is associated with feminism, then I’m worried about you. I think that makes China say, ‘Oh, good, keep focusing on that. Keep focusing on giving people their own color M&M’S while we take over all of the mineral deposits in the entire world,'” said Fox News anchor Martha McCallum on Monday, as if Fox News itself isn’t doing exactly that instead of covering this supposed global mineral heist by the ChiComs.