Federal judge tosses Trump bid to dismiss EJ Carroll lawsuits

A federal judge on Friday rejected disgraced former President Trump’s motion to dismiss both lawsuits from rape accuser EJ Carroll. Both lawsuits, the first being the 2019 defamation complaint over Trump calling Carroll a liar in response to her accusation and the second a 2022 complaint over the 1995 rape itself made possible under the a new law in New York State opening up a window for cases that would’ve otherwise been outside the statute of limitations, were upheld in the ruling.

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