Apparently hedging his illustrated child-friendly propaganda empire against the possibility that disgraced former President Trump won’t win the 2024 Republican nomination, former Arkansas Governor Mike Huckabee has gone ahead and published “The Kids Guide to Ron DeSantis.”
It’s a rare and prestigious honor for the Napoleonic Florida Governor, as so far only Donald Trump and Joe Biden are the only other living politicians to be given their own junior Huckabooks. MAGA parents excited by the $1 special offer to introduce their kids to the angry little bastard who “may be our next Commander-in-Chief” should take caution however, as they’ll be roped into a $20 per month subscription which is impossible to cancel, according to the Huffington Post.