Ya gotta love hypocrites. They’re just so… obvious. Meet North Dakota Republican state senator David Clemens, and please note the imprecise part in the hair, the defined line in his ‘do, and the mismatched hues of his follicles, telltale signs of a non-original, temporary cranial pilosity. Clemens, ya see, introduced a bill that would require everyone use the pronouns God gave ya at birth, because there is no changing what God gave ya, no matter how uncomfortable you are with your appearance. And Clemens–again, he of rug-wearing infamy (and I say this as a follically-challenged individual myself, so it’s completely okay to mock a bald man in denial)–wants to fine any individual who works for an entity that receives state funding up to $1,500 if they refer to an individual with pronouns that do not reflect the sex they were assigned at birth.
So while Clemens can try to hide the genetics he was blessed with by God, so people will refer to him as haired and hirsute while laughing at his hairpiece behind his back, he wants to require everyone else to suffer by forcing them to be confronted with their unpreferred image daily, unlike him.