The conservative fancon organization helmed by a man who grabs other men’s penises without consent announced Thursday that a man who grabs women’s genitals without consent will deliver the keynote address to all the penis and female genitalia grabbing fans in the audience in March.
They will let him deliver the keynote address because he’s a star. When you’re a star, they let you do it. You can do anything, even grab penises and female genitalia without consent.