US military officials on Thursday announced the death of Somalian ISIS leader Bilal al-Sudani and ten other terrorist scumbags in a successful operation, during which the only injury suffered on the American side happened when a military dog bit a soldier, the Associated Press reports.
“One American involved in the operation was bitten by a military dog, but was not seriously injured, according to an administration official,” is literally what the AP wrote in their article about the raid, a seemingly extraneous detail which leaves us with the tantalizing possibility that at least some of the terrorists were bitten and seriously injured by the dog. Maybe even al-Sudani himself.
“N-N-N-N-Nice doggie… G-G-G-Good boy… Here here, h-h-have some yummy goat meat,” we imagine al-Sudani to have said as the vicious, growling German Shepard cornered him. “Eat up! Every doggie likes go-AGGGHHHHHHHHHHH!!!” his last words as he was mauled to death.