Justice Department Assistant Attorney General Carlos Felipe Uriarte on Monday formally and politely told spandex-wearing grapple freak Congressman Jim Jordan to fuck off in response to Jordan’s request for information about the ongoing probe of President Biden’s accidental retention of classified government documents dating to his time as Vice President in the Obama Adminsitration.
“Your letter also requests non-public information that is central to the ongoing Special Counsel investigation. The Department’s longstanding policy is to maintain the confidentiality of such information regarding open matters. This policy protects the American people’s interest in the evenhanded, dispassionate, and effective administration of justice. Disclosing non-public information about ongoing investigations could violate statutory requirements or court orders, reveal road maps of our investigations, and interfere with the Department’s ability to gather facts, interview witnesses, and bring criminal prosecutions where warranted. Maintaining confidentiality also safeguards the legal rights, personal safety, and privacy interests of individuals implicated by, or who assist in, our investigations,” wrote Uriarte to Jordan, who likely wants to wrestle someone now.