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Trump apparently admits Stormy Daniels payoff

Seems like a bit of a switch from the “With murders and violent crime surging like never before in New York City, the Radical Left Manhattan D.A., Alvin Bragg, just leaked to the Fake News Media that they are still going after the Stormy ‘Horseface’ Daniels Bull…! Working closely with the Weaponized Justice Department, this is a continuation of the Greatest Witch Hunt of all time. They long ago missed the Statute of Limitations, & I recently won big money against ‘Stormy’ in the 9th Circuit – NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR. This is old news!” the fat bastard wrote on Monday.

Because if he “NEVER HAD AN AFFAIR” then why is he bringing up the statute of limitations and that his “COUNCIL” handled it appropriately? Isn’t there some old axiom about how you only argue the law if the facts aren’t on your side? And he’s wrong about that too: The statute of limitations is tolled for every day he’s not within the boundaries of New York State. If they amounted to 100 total days since late October 2016 we would be surprised. Whatever the case is, the Orange God Emperor is evidently panicked enough to public say stupid and possibly legally damaging shit like this.

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