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Jessie Watters creates imaginary scenario in his head and pretends everything he’s saying is real because Fox’s audience believes him

“And that’s when Joe flies to his beach house with a bucket of bleach and a book of matches,” bro host Jessie Watters fictionalizes, disappointed that an FBI search of President Joe Biden’s beach house didn’t uncover a trove of documents like Donald Trump possessed because, Watters asserts, Biden destroyed evidence and not that Donald Trump is such a despicable person that he actually stands alone in the volume of documents he took from the White House.  “You don’t think Joe knew the FBI was gonna hit the beach house next.  That’s why he brought the clean-up crew.  Well, today, two weeks after Joe scrubbed his second home the FBI shows up for a search.”

Let me help you with that, Jessie.  You seem to be struggling with reality:  “At least fifteen months after being advised–the first time–that he needed to return scads of government documents, including some later found to bear classified marking, Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago residence was searched by the FBI, and they found thousands of pages of additional documents that weren’t returned as required.  Oh, and Joe Biden was complying with the law, unlike Donald Trump.”

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