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“$FJB Coin” buyers feeling let down by Bannon and Epshteyn

MAGA dipshits who bought the Steve Bannon and Boris Epshteyn-backed “Fuck Joe Biden” Coin – not to be confused with the similarly named and similarly failed “Let’s Go Brandon” Coin – are feeling a bit burned these days, wondering how in the world that a guy who was indicted at both the state and federal level for embezzling $25 million from donors who believed they were funding a privately built border wall and his partner who is under federal criminal investigation for his involvement in the fake 2020 Trump electors scam would overpromise and underdeliver on their investment in a cryptocurrency that has lost 95% of its value since its launch in December 2021, ABC News reports.

“I do agree that it is very obtuse of [Bannon and Epshteyn] to put their names to this project 11 months ago and people put in thousands only to feel left to flounder,” one mark wrote on $FJB’s Discord chanel in December 2022. “I lost 14 of my 16 grand. I don’t see how you can go forward before this is ironed out,” another user wrote and please dear God let that be actually true that the asshole really sank $16,000 into fucking $FJB cryptocurrency. Please God, we beg of you.

“My 15K worth $80 so it was a $14,920 lesson learned,” another user wrote earlier this month after Bannon and Epshteyn announced they were walking away from $FJB, as if that lesson could not have been learned for $0 the headlines in August 2020 when Bannon was first arrested for fraud.

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