Understandably pissed off about Fulton County, Georgia Trump coup attempt investigation special grand jury forewoman Emily Kohrs’s Tuesday media tour in which she all but said outright that the jurors had recommended the fat orange fuck be indicted for his crimes, Donald’s lawyers are struggling to come up with some way to use it to own the libs, the New York Times reports.

“We’re just considering everything,” Trump attorney Drew Findling, aka the “Hip-Hop lawyer” told the Times on Thursday after having promised the previous night that action would be taken to challenge the “poisoned” inquiry. No complaints have been filed to any court as of 10:20 AM EST on Thursday.

Legal observers have noted that if Kohrs did anything wrong, it was publicly discussing minute details like how Lindsey Graham made the jurors laugh during his testimony, as that would constitute a disclosure of what was supposed to be a secret legal proceeding. We’re not lawyers, but we’re pretty sure that’s not something that could form the basis of a complaint and even if it did how the fuck Trump would have standing on it, nor are there are any ongoing proceedings in which to lodge a motion as Donald has not been charged yet. If anything it would have to be between Kohrs and the judge who oversaw the special grand jury, who may’ve already ordered her to shut up.

The bottom line is that they’re frustrated that Kohrs got the libs fired up and excited that the fat bastard and at least several of his minions are all but certain to be indicted for his crimes against American democracy – and there’s nothing they can do about it at this point except publicly make vague and thus far empty threats in comments to New York Times reporters. Then those comments get picked up and appropriately mocked by lower-tier news websites. So much winning!