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Kemp ally says GOP Georgia state Senator’s grand jury secrecy bill already dead as sponsor “couldn’t pass a kidney stone this session”

Sources close to Georgia Governor Brian Kemp told the Atlanta Journal-Constitution on Friday that the barn door closing bill to criminalize the kind of tame disclosures Fulton County Trump coup attempt special grand jury forewoman Emily Kohrs made on her Tuesday media tour is dead in the water because its sponsor, MAGA state Senator Brandon Beach, is dead to them politically after he backed loser former US Senator David “Chickenshit” Perdue’s failed 2022 primary bid against Kemp.

“Brandon Beach can’t pass gas this session,” said one Kemp ally. “He couldn’t pass a kidney stone this session,” said another, which we guess should also mean that the bill wouldn’t pass had it originated from a Kemp-loyal state lawmaker and not just because they hate Beach. Should mean it.

For those keeping score at home, not only is this Brandon Beach asshole’s already meaningless bill going nowhere because he burned too many bridges, and not only was introducing it a crybaby reaction to the libs celebrating the strong possibility Trump was recommended for prosecution, Beach himself may have been subpoenaed by the special grand jury last year as he personally was heavily involved in the fake Trump 2020 electors scam. Let’s Go Brandon!

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