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Republican Villager arrested after passing out drunk, peeing herself

A 52 year-old resident of The Villages, Florida was arrested Thursday after drunkenly pissing herself and pulling her husband’s pants down during a struggle with cops, Villages-News.com reports.

The saga began when the Village of Lady Lake Police Department responded to a report that registered Republican Kerry Ann Graber was passed out drunk on a sidewalk at Spanish Springs Town Square. By the time cops arrived, Graber had managed to drag herself up to a nearby bench, on which officers observed her jeans were “saturated” and Graber indicated she had pissed herself.

Graber’s husband then arrived at the scene to pick her up, and she then began screaming and cursing at the officers as she was being led away to the vehicle. She then jumped out and continued the tirade, upon which cops decided to place her under arrest for disorderly conduct. Graber struggled and then somehow pulled her husband’s pant down during the melee. She was booked at the Lake County Jail on $1,500 bond. It’s not clear if they gave her clean pants and underwear.

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