Holy shit! The Guardian reports the original James Bond novels by Sir Ian Fleming are being reissued with instances of the N-word removed, as well as certain references to the ethnicities of a number of minor characters! And there’s going to be a disclaimer added for snowflakes saying “This book was written at a time when terms and attitudes which might be considered offensive by modern readers were commonplace. A number of updates have been made in this edition, while keeping as close as possible to the original text and the period in which it is set,” which is totally woke!
GET THE FUCK ON THIS YESTERDAY FOX NEWS! Create the “backlash” and inform your viewers about it immediately! Even if most of them probably never read these novels, let alone even knew that they existed and that the original eight or so 007 films were actually adaptations of the books, it’s still another example of the woke fascist cancel culture ruining their nostalgic memories of life in the 20th century! Book Kevin Sorbo and Roseanne Barr! What the hell are you waiting for? This is a new “controversy” almost custom made to fill hours upon hours of midday airtime! Hurry!