Chicago man Aimen Halim has filed a federal class action lawsuit against the Buffalo Wild Wings restaurant chain for false advertising, correctly alleging that the “boneless wings” served at its locations are not chicken wings with the bones removed, but chunks of chicken breast meat battered, fried, covered in sauce, and served as if they were wings, WGN 9 reports.
It’s not clear why Halim’s complaint left out that the Buffalo Wild Wings logo implies that buffalo have wings, the blue cheese isn’t really blue, the root beer doesn’t have alcohol, the potato wedges are really more crescent than wedge-shaped, or why he thinks a federal judge isn’t simply going to tell him to get the fuck out of the courtroom and don’t come back for this nonsense.