With Republicans failing to present any policy initiatives that won’t eventually lead to more defamation cases, Fox is relegated to discussing the things that are so far down the list of priorities for most American families that they last made their appearance while Donald Trump actually was president. To join the latest tempest in a non-stick pan regarding the unimpending loss of gas stoves, Fox host and unpublicized Trump advisor Sean Hannity brought on losing Republican Michigan gubernatorial candidate Tudor Dixon, who must use Bounty for toilet paper given that she can’t expel her guano in one flush.