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MAGA Land huffs copium in response to devastating news

Reacting to their Orange God Emperor’s (likely inaccurate) warning that he’ll have to turn himself in on Tuesday in Manhattan on his all-but-certain indictment, MAGA Land did what they do best, writing comments on the internet squealing with outrage and butthurt over the unfairness of it all:

“Anything to divert attention away from the Biden cartel” – Top comment on Breitbart article.

“The one good thing the right has going for it is, the left usually over plays its hand. Unintended consequences are the Achillies heal of the left” – Fox News top comment.

“I seem to recall a certain laptop story that got buried because it would hurt some candidate and his presidential run… pretty sure what got covered up there is far more detrimental and problematic for the country than this. Oh yea, I forgot, rules for thee, but not for me – Daily Wire top comment.

“Meanwhile Biden gets away with crimes 10 times worse than this” – Gateway Pundit top comment.

“I am fascinated by people on the hard left. Not that there are many of them reading on this site, but would love to ask, isn’t even the least bit suspicious to you that all forces are in desperate alignment to get rid of this one single guy (all of us by extension I guess). This nonsense is magnitudes different than Bush (both), Romney, et al. Is it not possible to see that the uniparty deepstate is so threatened by this one person trying to save this country? He definitely has faults for all to see, but wow, try to get a sense of perspective … and I wholeheartedly agree; be very careful when you protest. The Stasi is looking for reasons to put you in jail” – RedState.com top comment.

They seem almost resigned at this point, as if the window had been moved to where it needed to be rather than a gut punch shock like the FBI raid or the underwhelming midterms for the GOP.

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