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Orange Warlord sues to squash Fulton grand jury report and disqualify District Attorney Fani Willis’s office from prosecuting him

Lawyers for disgraced former President Trump on Monday moved to toss out the entirety of the still-unpublished final report from the Fulton County, Georgia special purpose grand jury investigating his coup attempt in the state following his loss in the 2020 election and disqualify District Attorney Fani Willis’s office from prosecuting him, as well as Judge Robert McBurney from overseeing the case, probably because they’re upset the libs got so giddy and excited over the forewoman’s media tour.

“Comes now, President Donald J. Trump, by and through undersigned counsel and files this Motion to Quash the Special Purpose Grand Jury Report and Preclude any State prosecuting agency from presenting or utilizing any evidence or testimony derived by the Special Purpose Grand Jury (hereinafter ‘SPGJ’) in the above-referenced matter. Movant additionally requests that the District Attorney’s Office be disqualified from any further involvement in this matter. This motion is based on the Fifth and Fourteenth Amendments to the United States Constitution and Ga. Const. Art. I, § I, Paras. I and XVI, and all other applicable federal and state laws.”

“By agreement of the Fulton County Superior Court bench, Chief Judge Christopher Brasher authorized the impaneling of the special purpose grand jury, assigned its supervision to Judge Robert McBurney (hereinafter ‘Supervising Judge’), and the SPGJ was subsequently dissolved on January 9, 2023. Because this motion raises issues as to the governance of the SPGJ and the propriety of the Supervising Judge’s conduct, Movant respectfully requests this motion be heard by the judicial officer responsible for impaneling the SPGJ, the Chief Judge, or a duly assigned Fulton County Superior Court judge other than the Supervising Judge. Undersigned Counsel requests a hearing on the matters set forth below. Hereinafter, said violations will collectively be referred to as ‘Fifth Amendment violations,'” Trump’s lawyers wrote in the motion which unfortunately we only have the first page of right now. Will update when we get some more of the bitching.

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