Dershowitz thinks people will wear Trump's face on a t-shirt the way college kids wear Che Guevara, but less ironically

Disgraced attorney and Fox mouthpiece Alan Dershowitz thinks people will wear t-shirts depicting Trump’s face as a sign of opposition like college students wear Marixt icon Che Guevara’s face, but without the irony.

Surprise! Republicans and Dems split on Electoral College: polls

Debate Loser again denies he’s filing lawsuit against ABC’s Muir

Big Trucks, Big Fun, Sick Burn!

Harris leads in Michigan, Wisconsin, and Nebraska’s 2nd: NYT polls

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXCIII

Horologists largely agree: Trump’s watches are Chinese-made crap

White Sox set record for Major League frustration

West Virginia GOP finally calls for state senator with priors to resign after a li’l ol’ drunk driving arrest

WATCH LIVE: Trump-Harris doubleheader

IDF thinks they canceled Hezbollah’s top leader

John Gotti’s grandson pleads guilty to COVID relief fund scam

Screenshot, chaser

Supreme Court spikes RFK Jr bid to get on New York ballot

Helene death toll rises to at least 22

WATCH LIVE: Trump-RFK Jr rally in Michigan

Debate Loser threatens Google over some made-up bullshit

Judge Chutkan now just fucking with Trump over evidence filing

Harris 53 – Trump 42 in Nebraska’s 2nd District: CNN poll

“No changing y’all two’s minds”

Germany sending troops to Poland

Kremlin asset thanks Zelensky for help with “impeachment hoax”

Hippo attack survivor doesn’t recommend the experience

Orange Felon not undorsing Big Mark

Team Trump claims he’s going to Springfield, for real, no bullshit

Argentinian poverty rate now at 53 percent with Milei reigning

Four dead, millions without power in Florida after Helene landfall

Calm and concise Kamala

Romney worried MAGA terrorists will kill family if he endorses Harris

Alabama NITROs second inmate

Springfield officials turned down conference call with Jaydee when they found out he was planning to let local MAGA voters join

Breitbart reports Bidenomics threatening their favorite Italian bistro

Hochul looking into removing Adams

Trump Media co-founder makes $100 million off stock sham

And yet another reason to never fly on a Boeing

Zelenskyy to meet with corrupt real estate developer

Corey Lewandowski’s brain cell malfunctions, forgets 2020

Kamala tormenting Donald in Bloomberg swing state polls

Helene is so fierce, she’s closing Waffle Houses

Frau Ingraham and Kevin McCarthy wishcast for Biden comeback

Harris 51 – Trump 48 in Georgia: Fox News poll

Iranians indicted for hacking Trump campaign

Jack Smith files 180 page report on Trump 2020 coup attempt

WATCH LIVE: Orange Mental Patient holds press conference

Newsmax settles with Smartmatic

Harris fans putting up sticky notes in ladies’ rooms and gyms

Ken Klippenstein banned from Twitter

Foul-tempered toad of a woman directly fulfills cynical expectation

Oklahoma schools chief asks for $3.5 million for guns and Bibles

Republican pollster’s national numbers swing 8 percent to Harris

Tommy Tuberville evidently believes Kamala Harris is a cyborg