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Orange Warlord wants trial moved to Staten Island

Fat former President Trump’s lawyers are weighing a bid to move the bloated degenerate’s trial on charges stemming from his 2016 hush money payout to pornstar Stormy Daniels from liberal Manhattan to the relatively hardcore MAGA NYC borough of Staten Island, Bloomberg reports.

Experts say an attempt to relocate to a county Trump took 57 percent of the vote in 2020 is likely doomed to fail. “The only reason he would try to move venue to Staten Island is that he thinks – based on voter registration – that that’s a friendlier potential jury pool for him. That’s not going to fly,” said Rogers. Media expert lawyer lady and former federal prosecutor Barb McQuade said it’s far from impossible for Trump to find an impartial jury in Manhattan. “You’d be surprised how many people out there pay little attention to the news and lack strong feelings about politics. I am reasonably certain they can find 12 people to serve on a jury in this case,” said McQuade.

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