A Republican Ascension Parish, Louisiana municipal worker was fired and arrested last month after he was caught on video not once but twice peeing in the parish’s water supply, KDFW reports.
Michael Mastin, a registered Law and Order party voter was charged with two counts each of criminal damage to a critical infrastructure and contaminating water supplies after spiking a water tank at the treatment plant he worked at in Donaldsonville with his piss. Cops say Mastin didn’t give a reason for his actions, which is weird because you’d think a right wing water utility worker would be happy to explain how his urine could cure COVID or dilute the fluoride in the supply or something.