Categories
Uncategorized

Random thoughts Friday, Volume CXVI

  • A former president of the United States gets indicted for the first time in the nation’s history, and by the end of the week, it’s not even mentioned in the A-block of most news shows.  That’s how fucked up the Republicans made this week.
  • Sure, I can completely see Clarence Thomas as a “yacht rock” fan: on a boat, drunk and swaying to Buffett.
  • White Catholic priest judge demands from the pulpit bench that parishioners citizens follow his sermon ruling.  And the GOP wonders why people have turned on them.  Good luck with suburban women in 2024, Republicans.
  • Make no mistake:  Republicans are a Party based on vengeance and self-declared grievance.  In Tennessee, the GOP is running roughshod on democracy because Democratic leaders in Nashville opted not to host the Republican National Convention in 2020.  Their feelings hurt, state Republicans are now showing how unfit for civil leadership they are.

  • Something you won’t hear:  more Americans are employed today than at any time in US history:  158.1 million.  Biden has not only overseen the recovery of the 2.6 million jobs lost during the Trump debacle.
  • Republicans expelled two Black men from the Tennessee legislature for supporting gun violence protestors who entered the state house legally–the building was open so the public could attend the session–with the GOP leaders claiming incongruously that their actions were worse than the January 6th insurrection.  The protesters were not violent, though they were loud.  Republicans simply cannot abide by people publicly undermining their talking points.
  • Keep the names Justin Jones and. Justin Pearson, the two ousted Tennessee legislators, in your mental Rolodex.  I foresee them both becoming Stacy Abrams-level voter advocates.
  • The United States has always been able to indict a former president.  They are ordinary citizens; they are not extraordinary.  What’s extraordinary is the fact that the US had a 250-ish year run of not having to do so because voters generally didn’t support pre-corrupt candidates.
  • Clarence Thomas accepts half-million-dollar trips and fails to disclose them, and nothing will come of it because the Supreme Court has no enforceable ethics rules.  But a cop who accepts a free lunch from a grateful resident can be fired for corruption because we expect law enforcement to be above board.
  • My hope is the Senate Judiciary Committee opens an investigation into the general ethics of the Supreme Court, probing each justice’s–and their spouses’–finances.  Include Democratic-appointed justices as well because Democrats understand justice is not concerned with who nominated the individual.  Plus, increase reporting requirements for all federal judges, regardless of level, to include a list of all gifts, like the White House does.  
  • Israel is bombing the Gaza Strip regularly.  It considers Gaza its territory.  It would be like the Pentagon regularly launching missiles at Puerto Rico.
  • Marjorie Taylor lasted less than an hour outside her Bubble as she traveled to New York City, where she was heckled relentlessly.  While she claims most “real Americans” live in settings like her rural/suburban district, she’d be wrong:  83% of Americans live in cities or their immediate suburbs, and that population is growing (it was just 64% in 1950).  Taylor’s perceived “American way of life” is the overwhelming minority.
  • A short respite to Virginia Beach to recharge my wife’s batteries during Spring Break.  Military aircraft flying overhead takes me back to vacations in Brigantine, NJ when fighters would routinely buzz the beaches a few thousand feet off the ground.  So in my mind, beach vacations mean Top Gun.
  • When I was younger and played baseball–I will readily admit to not being a very good hitter–the handful of times when I made good, solid contact with a pitch and sent the ball flying was exceptionally satisfying.  The sound and the feel of the bat at that moment are sublime.  I understand why players sometimes watch the ball soar.  It’s magical.
  • It’s often said that it was a brave man who first ate an oyster, but the one who put cheese on it the first time was truly insane.
  • No federal judicial district should have only one judge.  It should be three at a minimum, with some assurance that no president appointed all seats.  What’s happened in North Texas is a true miscarriage of justice and it only happened because Republicans were able to forum shop.  
  • Women will start hoarding mifepristone like Elaine’s sponges on Seinfeld.  Men will have to be “Mif worthy.”
  • Late night talk show rankings:  Colbert is now and will be top for the foreseeable future.  Then Meyers, then Kimmel and Corden, and running last is Fallon.  I find the current version of The Tonight Show inane.  
  • I feel cheated.  No one offered me a free vacation valued at $500,000.  All I got was Marriott points.  

Created by potrace 1.16, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2019

Andy Ogles gunning hard for that pardon

5 hours ago

“The problem is the president doesn’t have any leverage over him and Elon gives zero fucks”: Trump minion on AI project shitposts

7 hours ago

Hegseth told Liz Warren he paid rape accuser $50,000

7 hours ago

Nobody knows more about central banking

8 hours ago

Orange Felon declassifies JFK, RFK, and MLK assassination files

9 hours ago

Mike Johnson killed Cassidy Hutchinson subpoena over fears she would testify about sexually explicit texts House GOP sent her

9 hours ago

Federal judge blocks Trump’s birthright citizenship order

10 hours ago

FBI raids Rhode Island immigration lawyer’s office

11 hours ago

Remote island off Antarctica in path of trillion-ton iceberg

12 hours ago

WATCH LIVE: Globalist pretends he isn’t one in Davos address

13 hours ago

Trump pulls security detail from Mike Pompeo, former top aide

14 hours ago

Gasoline costs 3 cents more per gallon than it did a week ago

15 hours ago

Ketamine Brain grateful for some Jew cred to back him up here

15 hours ago

Nashville school shooter was influenced by Candace Owens

16 hours ago

Fox News reports new Papist plot to undermine US sovereignty

17 hours ago

“Episode 5 started with small spatter fountains”

17 hours ago

Mississippi Dem intros “Life Begins at Erection” Act

18 hours ago

Border Patrol ordered to summarily deport asylum claimants

18 hours ago

“A country that lives in forest”

1 day ago

Orange Antichrist names zealot to lead US media agency

1 day ago

New fire threatens jail in Los Angeles County

1 day ago

Fired House Intel Chair worried replacement will be too focused on “Deep State” circlejerks rather than actual threats to America

1 day ago

Nancy Mace eyeing gubernatorial run

1 day ago

House GOP to continue investigating January 6th investigation

1 day ago

MAGA Congressman publicly badgers “moderate” colleague

1 day ago

Military to deploy 1,500 troops to border

1 day ago

Insurrectionist considering inviting pardonees to White House

2 days ago

Tim Burchett fucking sucks at whataboutery

2 days ago

Kremlin asset posts some kayfabe

2 days ago

Mike Johnson shreds presidential pardon abuse

2 days ago

Depressed fish healthier after being provided with fake humans

2 days ago

Floridians warned not to eat snow

2 days ago

This never would’ve happened if Kamala Harris had been elected

2 days ago

Reich DOJ orders investigations of local officials obstructing ICE

2 days ago

Michigan Secretary of State tweets, deletes gubernatorial launch

2 days ago

Why do we need more details?

2 days ago

Murdochs apologize to Prince Harry over paparazzi bullshit

2 days ago

Orange Satan demands apology from Christian

2 days ago

“Yeah, we’re talking about conditions to this disaster aid”

2 days ago

Kash Patel was hired to a DEI internship in 2003

2 days ago

ChiComs execute man convicted in vehicular massacre

2 days ago

WATCH LIVE: Fat idiot says stupid shit to reporters

2 days ago

Orange Overlord tells Senate he’s looking at recess appointments

2 days ago

John Bolton informed Trump allowing him to be murdered by Iran

2 days ago

Dudu Fisher to perform at Chabad Jewish Center in Coral Springs

2 days ago

Hegseth’s ex-sister-in-law submits affidavit alleging abuse

2 days ago

Trump to announce AI Infrastructure Week

2 days ago

National security means arresting kids at school

2 days ago

Tiny D dutifully follows Trump executive order

3 days ago

Nikki Haley denaturalized

3 days ago

x
x
x
x
x
x