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Tyler Boebert skips court date over car accident

Colorado teenage dad-to-be Tyler Boebert skipped his Monday court date over the September 2022 car accident which left a friend injured, Westword reports on more white trash drama.

The junior Boebert’s appearance would’ve been the end of the legal road if he had simply shown up and let the judge rule on whether he’d have to attend the state’s “Alive at 25” remedial driver awareness program. Worse yet, his dipshit mom, Lauren, didn’t know Tyler had skipped court.

“Really, like what the fuck?” crash victim Noble D’Amato told Westword said when asked for comment. “What else are you doing? Like, go to your court date. I would try to be like, ‘Oh, shit, I should be on my best behavior.’ Not even best behavior – I’d just try and be responsible.”

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