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British Conservative MP whose Matt Schlapp-like behavior led to Boris Johnson’s resignation announces he won’t seek reelection

British Conservative MP Chris Pincher, who was appointed to a position in now-former Prime Minister Boris Johnson's cabinet despite Johnson's knowledge of Pinchy's drunken dick-grabbing habit – a coverup which brought down Johnson last summer – announced on Wednesday he won't be seeking reelection, Sky News reports. Kind of surprising since you would think the guy would have resigned already after being such a fucking embarrassment to his party and constituents.

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