The 13-count federal indictment against lying piece of shit Republican Long Island Congressman George Santos was unsealed Wednesday, as he turned himself in to face justice.
The sweeping indictment touches on several different scams associated with the former Brazilian drag queen and it is bloody: Five counts of wire fraud related to ripping off donors and falsely soliciting charitable contributions, three counts of unlawful monetary transactions when he apparently embezzled $74,000 in campaign contributions, and two counts of false statements on his House disclosure reports. Sounds like quite a bit of prison time if he’s found guilty at trial.