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Colorado man who filled out wife’s ballot for Trump after she went missing sues cops, DA for $15 million over dropped murder charges

Colorado Trump fan Barry Morphew, famous for filling out missing wife Suzanne’s 2020 election mail-in ballot months after she disappeared while on a bike ride on Mother’s Day before he was arrested on suspicion of her murder, told ABC’s Good Morning America on Monday that he’s suing local cops and the district attorney to recover his “reputation and integrity” …and $15 million after the charges were dropped last year over likely prosecutorial misconduct.

“They’ve got tunnel vision and they looked at one person and they’ve got too much pride to say they’re wrong and look somewhere else,” Morphew told ABC in the interview, accompanied by his two daughters. “I don’t have anything to worry about. I’ve done nothing wrong,” he added, leaving out the fraudulent Trump vote – which he explained to FBI agents by saying his likely dead wife was going “to vote for Trump anyway… I just thought, give him another vote. I figured all these other guys are cheating.” Morphew pleaded guilty to forgery in July 2022 for that crime.

That scummy MAGA behavior – and Morphew’s overall fucking domineering Evangelical husband weirdness as described by his liberal first cousin Jason Morphew in a February 2022 piece at the Daily Beast – would make it sound open-and-shut, if not for the fact that DNA belonging to an unknown suspect wanted in sexual assaults in other states was found in Suzanne’s SUV after her disappearance. Prosecutors were caught withholding that unambiguously non-damning piece of evidence, leading to the dropped murder charges. That’s extremely hard to get around, and as much as you might want to think the son of a bitch was guilty, it seem more likely than not that he didn’t do it and deserves to have his name cleared in a court of law.

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