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Virginia Dem Congressman Gerry Connolly says some asshole assaulted his district office staffers with a baseball bat

“This morning, an individual entered my District Office armed with a baseball bat and asked for me before committing an act of violence against two members of my staff. The individual is in police custody and both members of my team were transferred to the hospital with non-life threatening injuries. Right now, our focus is on ensuring they are receiving the care they need.”

“We are incredibly thankful to the City of Fairfax Police Department and emergency medical professionals for their quick response. I have the best team in Congress. My District Office staff make themselves available to constituents and members of the public every day. The thought that someone would take advantage of my staff’s accessibility to commit an act of violence is unconscionable and devastating,” says Dem Congressman Gerry Connolly in a statement.

Targeted attack on a Democrat makes this pretty likely a MAGA terrorist incident. But, you know, we always have to consider the possibility it’s a false flag “psyop” because Trump fans are peaceful, patriotic Americans who never commit unjustifiable acts of violence against others.

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