Tim Scott minion demands "more energy" from crowd

Scott’s voice also cracked like a 13 year-old boy’s immediately when he greeted the slightly more energetic-ish crowd in Charleston. Fat former President Trump was uncharacteristically nice and congratulatory to Scott in a Truth Social post ahead of the launch. And Senator John Thune, former South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, and Oracle founder Larry Ellison are present at the event.

And that about buttons up National Zero’s coverage of Republican Senator Tim Scott’s still-ongoing and not very thrilling 2024 presidential campaign launch, unless something else dumb happens.

UPDATE 5/22/2023 11:51 AM EDT: Something dumb enough to justify an update happened.

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