Noting how he performed in the last election among Hispanic voters, short-circuited Republican presidential candidate Ron DeSantis knows he’s not for everyone’s palate, but he’s trying. “But that shows it can be done, an- and Eric, you’ve seen what we’ve done. Y’know, I wasn’t exactly a pale pastel. I’ve been bold colors. Uh, I’ve stood strong for what we believe in. Ah, I never wilted under pressure.”
Ron’s going to have to work hard to shake off the “Decorator DeSaster” tag that surely will come from stubby thumbs at Mar-a-Lago (or perhaps a courthouse, depending on his schedule).