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Orange Tyrant again claims he can end Birthright Citizenship

For at least the third time in the last four election cycles, disgraced former President Trump has again claimed he can unilaterally end birthright citizenship if reelected, this time in one of his deranged “Agenda 47” video addresses obtained “exclusively” by his fanboys at Breitbart.

“As part of my plan to secure the border, on day one of my new term in office I will sign an executive order making clear to federal agencies that under the correct interpretation of the law going forward the future children of illegal aliens will not receive automatic US citizenship,” says the senescent orange fatass in the video, adding “My policy will choke off a major incentive for continued illegal immigration, deter more migrants from coming, and encourage many of the aliens Joe Biden has unlawfully let into our country to go back to their home countries. They must go back. Nobody could afford this. Nobody could do this – and even morally it’s so wrong.”

Being the propaganda outlet they are, Breitbart naturally neglects to mention that Trump first floated this before the 2018 midterms in a state of sheer panic over losing the GOP majority in the House, which he did, and then again quietly just before the 2020 presidential election, leaking it in a state of sheer panic over losing the White House, which he did. So it was a good call by Breitbart to leave that out, otherwise some of their readers might question why Trump never followed through on abrogating the 14th Amendment the first two times and conclude that he’s full of shit now.

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