Put Latvia on the same list as Bud Light, Target, Kohl’s, the Trump campaign store, and Chick-fil-A now that the small Baltic state’s Parliament have elected Edgars Rinkevics to the presidency as the European Union’s first-ever openly gay head of state, the Washington Post reports.
Hear that fanboys? Latvia is endorsing an un-Christian lifestyle and should be boycotted. Toss out all your Kliņģeris sweet pretzels, traditional oven-baked Latvian rye bread loaves, and Jāņi sour milk cheeses. Burn your Helvijs Lūsis olympic bobsledding jerseys. Cancel your plans to visit the Vērmane Garden and the Riga antenna (third highest broadcast tower in Europe). Vote with your wallet and tell Latvia to go fuck themselves for going all Pride month on you.