Santos lawyers beg court to keep bail benefactor sealed

Lawyers for lying piece of shit Long Island Congressman George Santos on Monday begged a federal judge to keep sealed the identities of the mysterious benefactors who securd the former Brazilian drag queen’s $500,000 bond after he was indicted on 13 felonies last month, writing the parties “are likely to suffer great distress, may lose their jobs, and God forbid, may suffer physical injury” if their names are made public, CBS News workaholic Scott MacFarlane reports

Our guess is the bond was paid by pals of Steve Bannon’s sugar daddy Guo Wengui, himself facing a shit ton of time in federal prison after getting arrested on various felonies in March. Santos and Bannon attended an event protesting Guo’s arrest on Sunday – which was held at some mansion.

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