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What the hell happened in Las Vegas last month?

On May 2nd a not-very-widely followed Las Vegas-area Twitter account called @702times posted this clip passed along to them by someone named “Moni Em.” The timestamp on the video and on the tweet in which we ripped it from are important here because they very strongly corroborate something many of our readers are going to have a hard time with concerning a 911 call and subsequent police investigation that happened in the area just over an hour later.

Yeah. Ten foot tall “non-humans.” The Las Vegas-area CBS affiliate did five minutes on this on Thursday. CNN picked it up. So did Fox News and the Huffington Post. The Las Vegas Metropolitan Police Department last week released body cam footage from the cop who responded to the witnesses’ call. And, importantly, another cops’s body cam with the object’s fall from another angle.

The time stamps on the Axon Flex 2 Police Body Cams are UTC, which is why the video of the falling object says “2023-05-01 T06:49:18Z” which was 11:49 PM on April 30th local time in Las Vegas. We can’t nail down when exactly the 911 call was placed, but the response was not until more than an hour after the object fell as that video (which we can’t embed here on this page due to those lame YouTube age restrictions, we guess it’s because the cop said “I’m so fuckin nervous” after being assigned the response) starts at around 7:56 UTC or 12:56 AM PDT on May 1st.

The responding officer arrived circa 1:04 AM PDT and spoke with the family that called it in. The two young men in their teens or 20s, apparently brothers, again describe the “non-humans,” showing the officer around the property for about 20 minutes. A long section of the video is blacked out because the backyard is considered private property. Why the audio was cut too we don’t know.

And that’s where we’re at with this. We don’t know what the priority level was for the call. If it’s labeled “suspicious activity” we would have to guess it was below “raging structure fire” or “active shooter” but above “stolen bike” or “cat stuck in tree,” the point being that it’s unlikely the call came any earlier than circa 12:45 or 12:50 AM, an hour after the object fell.

So there’s three main possibilities here: Late on a Sunday night these two brothers saw a glowing green object falling from the sky and decided on the spot, in under an hour, to call the police with their own Kelly-Hopkinsville incident story with less shooting and taller aliens. The second is they were on drugs and hallucinated said aliens less than an hour after a glowing green object fell from the sky. The third we’ll just leave up to the readers to refuse to consider under any circumstances.

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