In the very unlikely event that fabulous fabulist Long Island Republican Congressman George Santos was telling the truth when he said he’d rather go to jail than allow the names of the three individuals who paid his $500,000 bond be unsealed, his chance has arrived as a federal judge has issued a deadline of noon on Thursday to surrender or secure other suretors before the names will be unsealed following Tuesday’s dismissal of his appeal to keep them secret from the public. We’re still just a wee bit skeptical of his claim that the suretors are simply his family members.