Spandex-wearing grapple freak Congressman Jim Jordan’s “Select Subcommittee on the Weaponization of the Federal Government,” once billed as the MAGA answer to the House January 6th Select Committee investigation as an absolute fucking war machine against the FBI, the Deep State, Democrats, Soros, Big Tech, anyone other entity who thinks rules apply to the most holy and righteous America First movement and its God-like leader, former President Trump, has now been reduced to serving as a campaign stop for demented “Democrat” presidential candidate Robert F Kennedy Jr, as the anti-vax freak will testify publicly on “censorship” on July 20, Breitbart reports.

It’s not like Jim Jordan isn’t rooting for RFK Jr to run a third party campaign to help get his Lord and Savior Donald Trump back into the White House, he almost definitely is. But to allow his marquee subcommittee investigation to be used to further that effort is just such utter degradation and cuckery. We never “respected” Jim Jordan, though there was a misguided perception that he possessed at least a small fraction of the formidability of a Mitch McConnell or John Cornyn. You don’t have to like those guys to recognize they’re often effective and ruthless. Jim Jordan has been so thoroughly diminished these last six months and opening the door to fucking RFK Jr to complain publicly on how his video about some chemical in drinking water turning kids trans got deleted from YouTube is the spectacularly humiliating capper to Jordan’s implosion. What a fucking loser, lol.