An executive with Russia’s Loko-Bank tragically died of a gravity overdose brought on by sudden high-story windowing at her luxury apartment in Moscow last Friday, the Daily Mail reports.
Kristina Baikova, 28, was having a drink with a colleague in her 11th story home when her inertial mass suddenly and inexplicably dropped to a fatal level, leaving medical personnel unable to administer a life-saving pile of mattresses in time. Gravity overdoses are tragically frequent among the Russian elite due to their risky lifestyle habits and hazardous environment.