No more of this! Nuh-uh, you’ve had plenty of chances to show the NYPD you can ride on the inside of the subway like a grownup. Instead you “surfed” on top like we told you not to. At least four times, according to WABC. Now you have to learn some manners in a juvenile facility, buster.
Did you see what happened to those other boys in Queens and Brooklyn last week when they tried to subway surf?!? They fell off the train! That’s right, they’re dead and still you keep climbing on top of the moving trains like you think you’re invincible or something. Okay fine maybe you are a little better at subway surfing but that doesn’t mean your luck isn’t going to run out sooner or later! In fact it already has, mister! If we see you even looking at a subway station you’re going to be in very BIG trouble. The NYPD is serious. Mark our words, there isn’t going to be a fifth time!