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House GOP want FBI headquarters moved to Alabama

Sources close to spandex-wearing grapple freak Jim Jordan tell the Wall Street Journal he and his minions on the House Judiciary Committee will finally move forward on funding a new headquarters for the FBI outside of DC… 700 miles outside of DC, in Huntsville, Alabama, in fact.

Jordan plans to attach a rider to an upcoming appropriations bill to move the Bureau’s leadership to an already existing FBI campus in Alabama’s largest city. It has no chance of passing, and is obviously just fucking pointless trolling against the top federal law enforcement agency’s “liberal bias.” However you can’t say forcing 5,500 agents, employees, and their families to pack up their lives and move from the Capital region to a depressed rural backwater wouldn’t be a hell of an effective way for Jordan to “dismantle” the nation’s top federal law enforcement agency for having the temerity to investigate and prosecute his Holy Orange God Emperor.

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