In 2008, Sarah Palin, the now-former half-term Republican governor of Alaska, was supposed to be the future of the GOP. Turns out, that wasn’t far off. A social media influencer before social media was pervasive, Palin is a jobless divorcee fired after failing at her last–oh–fifteen jobs, shacking up with an old hockey player. But sure, the woman who hasn’t won an election since 2006 has enough political savvy for Newsmax.