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Comer all but resigned to the Sisyphean torment of his own making

The quiver in the voice of the soul trapped as far beneath Hades as Hades is beneath fair Gaia betrayed a hopelessness and resignation of the task he spake to the screeching hag. For he knew the trees he long toiled upon would bear only the most meagre and bitterest of figs, unfit even for the swine he deigns to fatten. How he envied the sweet solitude of Sisyphus, spared the hag’s hateful shrill. Damed as he be, the cursed King of Ephea’s torment least hath but utter silence.

Ahem… James Comer might need to be medicated. He really sounds like he’s got PTSD at this point. He tries to sound like it’s no big deal that bad news for Trump always seems to come right before he’s supposed to take down the entire “Biden Crime Family” with an “I don’t think people are even paying attention to the Trump indictments,” before letting on just how broken and depressed he is these days. “I wouldn’t be surprised if they don’t indict Donald Trump right before I hit the gavel for this committee hearing today. Every time we break big news with respect to the Biden criminal investigation here comes somebody to indict Donald Trump to try to steal the headlines.”

It’s a very sad story and one that keeps happening because, as we’ve written, Comer and Jim Jordan and the rest of them aren’t really that smart, don’t really know what the fuck they’re doing, and, most importantly, are in a constant triage mode to use Hunter Biden to deflect from Trump.

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