New Hampshire Gov Chris Sununu won't run again in 2024

“After discussions with Valerie and the kids and much consideration, I have decided not to run for another term as Governor in 2024. This was no easy decision as I truly love serving as Governor. Public service should never be a career, and the time is right for another Republican to lead our great state,” says New Hampshire Governor Chris Sununu in a statement, opening up a potentially competitive race and pickup opportunity in the Granite State for Democrats next year.

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