Lost in the immediate frenzy of defending the Constitution from a cabal of power-hungry cultists determined to have their leader illegally installed into the highest office in the nation, we admit we left a number of juicy stories in the past months to wallow.  One was the lawsuit against one of Donald Trump’s unpaid lawyers, Rudy Giuliani, and a lawsuit alleging he forced a female employee to gratify him sexually–oh, and little things like he was selling presidential pardons for $2 million each.

Well, that lawsuit continues its way through the courts, and Business Insider summarizes some of the evidence Noelle Dunphy provided the court, including transcripts of (thankfully only) audio tapes she made of Giuliani as part of their daily operations, including tapes made of him doing Rudy’s version of sexy talk:  “Come here, big tits. Come here, big tits. Your tits belong to me. Give them to me (indiscernible). I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. I want to claim my tits. These are my tits.”

In the tapes, Giuliani confirms he had an affair with an woman named Maria Ryan, something he previously denied (including, possibly, in court documents related to one of his divorces).  Giuliani also uses multiple slurs, including calling men he suspected of being gay “f**s”–as he did when he falsely accused actor Matt Damon of being gay.  Giuliani also claimed Damon was just 5’2″ tall.  In fact, Damon is 5’10” and has been married to his wife for nearly two decades, a length of time in a relationship foreign to the former lawyer.